How do you break up with a girl and come out smelling like roses?

I've got a buddy.. (seriously its not me).. whos dating a girl whos borderline nuts. Trying to help him come up with a top notch breakup exuse. Your imput pleaseHow do you break up with a girl and come out smelling like roses?
just tell her that he's moving to toranto.


or that there's some one else.


or he just wants to be friends.


';my mom doesn't aprove.';


';live life love, girl i gotta move on';


say he can't handle this relationship anymore and needs some space, then go out with another girl.


do all the things that girls hate![pikc your nose, burp,not listen,embaress her.] basicaly make her break up with him.





oh, and you can do it too, just be like ';my friend just isn't enjoying this relationship....';How do you break up with a girl and come out smelling like roses?
Ok;


i have three solutions;


1)';Im dying and i dont want to put you through this';


2)I have aids.


3)I just got your sister pregnant and we are getting married for the sake of the baby.




















Alternatively; he could just tell her that he thinks she is too nuts, and he is quite normal in comparison to her and that if she doeswnt accept the fact he is breaking up with her then tough!
Just tell that boy to let her go. she'll get over it. and truly there is no way to get out of a relationship with a ';borderline nuts'; person smell like roses. O and rose really smell like bo-bo
Breaking up with someone whether they are nuts or not is never easy and no one can ever coming out ';smelling like roses'; the best thing for your friend to do is be honest tell her that he doesn't feel like they are working out that she is too ';mainstream'; for him and he isn't prepared for a relationship like this. If he lies to her and she catches him if she truly is nuts it will probably be a lot worse then if he just told the truth.. wouldn't want her to go crazy and wreck his car or stalk him
If she's nuts why bother with the top notch excuse. Have ';him'; tell her that they just arren't compatible. Thats it.
There's no way to break up with a girl and come out smelling like roses. Maybe tell your 'friend' to tell her 'he's' gay? If an excuse is what you're looking for then that's it.
don't call her no more or just tell her you are interested in someone else you cheated on her whatever just make up anything fall a sleep everytime she wants to talk to you about something important just make her not want you basically
have her leave u....many differnt ways to do this...just be a jerk and she will leave eventually....there ya go sonny
u said she acting nuts so maybe she tryin to break up with him.If not just find a way to make her feel as if she broke up with him